North Pole Bombshell: Elves to Be Shelved! by Marcy Dilworth
MEMORANDUM TO: The Elf Consortium FROM: Kris Kringle, aka Santa Claus RE: Downsizing1 DATE: November 24, 2019 ****************************************************************************** After extensive thought and countless sleepless nights, it is with great sadness and disappointment that I announce the downsizing of our North Pole headquarters. Physical, marketplace, and socio-political changes factored into [...]