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Permission to Procure Birth Control: U.S. Government Form BC-451

By | 2019-05-24T17:26:59-07:00 May 30th, 2019|Categories: Issue 87: 30 May 2019|Tags: , , , , |

By Tara Campbell   U.S. Government Form BC-451: Permission to Procure Birth Control In accordance with the Maternal Priority Act of 2020, any and all requests for contraception must be approved by the U.S. Department of Health and Fetal Services. To that end, please complete the following questionnaire: Name of Infernal Harlot (Last, First): _________________________________________ Citizenship [...]

Just the Facts, Please

By | 2019-05-27T14:08:09-07:00 May 30th, 2019|Categories: Issue 87: 30 May 2019|Tags: , , , , |

By Caroline Taylor   It’s okay if you don’t recognize the make or model of the car that hit you. It’s okay if you can’t be sure it was gray or silver, and no one expects you to recall the license plate details. After all, they came out of nowhere. Your car is totaled, and you [...]