By Myna Chang
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ScaredMom.com
Outfit Your Kindergartner in Safety and Style
ORDER SUMMARY
ITEM:
1 ShooterProofTM Toddler Vest, Happy Dinosaurs print, size 4T . . . . . $400.00
- Fits child up to: 34 pounds // 32 inches in height
- Protects your child’s fragile body with state-of-the-art, lab-certified steel mesh. Lightweight*, breathable & moisture wicking.
- Guaranteed to repel popular American projectiles, including 357 Magnum, .45, and hollow-point ammunition.**
*Actual weight: approximately 4 lbs.
**Does not protect against armor-piercing rounds or AR-style ammunition.
Shipment option: Expedited
Product Note: Vest covers torso only. Add the fashionable hood to protect your child’s precious head. Attaches to vest with hidden velcro placket.
Complete your kindergartner’s safety wardrobe.
Products frequently purchased with ShooterProofTM Toddler Vest:
- Safe at School Mittens — Steel filament lining protects hands and wrists from defensive wounds. Water resistant.
- School Days Neck Gaiter — Protection for that tiny throat. Now with patented SafeFlexTM fabric for comfort.
- ShieldMeTM Backpack — Bullet-resistant protection in Candy Pink or Little Boy Blue.
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Outfit Your Kindergartner in Safety and Style
RETURN FORM
ITEM:
1 ShooterProofTM Toddler Vest, size 4T
Return or Exchange? Return
Reason for Return:
01 — Product too large _____
02 — Product too small _____
03 — Product defective ___X_
If 03, please explain defect: ____vest failed to perform as advertised__
Refund __X___ or Store Credit _____
Refund Note: In cases of product failure due to projectile damage, a complete ballistics report is required before refund procedures can be initiated. A list of approved GetProof Ballistics* labs is available on our website. Please allow up to one calendar year for processing.
*GetProof Ballistics is a subsidiary of the American Ammo Corporation.
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Outfit Your Kindergartner in Safety and Style
RE: Merchandise Return
- 1 ShooterProofTM Toddler Vest, size 4T
We’re sorry! Due to a higher than expected volume of returns, ScaredMom.com is unable to complete your refund at this time.
In lieu of cash, please accept this store credit in the amount of $25.*
*Store credit is paid at 50 percent of original purchase price, minus NRA tithes and PAC contributions. Shipping, handling, and merchandise restocking fees are also deducted.
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Myna Chang writes flash and short stories in a variety of genres. Her work has been featured in Daily Science Fiction, The Copperfield Review, and Dead Housekeeping, among others. Read more at mynachang.com.
Editor’s note: The photo of a child with a weapon, marketed for children, is used for purposes of noncommercial commentary, satire, and education under the Fair Use Doctrine.
This was a very moving story. Its very brevity, it got the point across very succinctly.