The Completely Imaginary Trump/Russia Theory that May or May Not Prove To Be True or False

By | 2017-03-29T17:51:57+00:00 March 30th, 2017|Categories: Issue 18: 30 Mar 2017|Tags: , , |

By Amy Porterfield Levy   1987 – The Art of the Deal: Nukes Edition Trump decides that Moscow needs a Trump hotel and, like every good realtor, he thinks about how good he would be at solving nuclear proliferation issues. Trump: I have a great idea because real estate deals are just like nuclear arms treaties. [...]

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The Unofficial Recap of Trump’s Perfectly Normal Post-Election Press Conference

By | 2017-02-23T07:46:15+00:00 February 23rd, 2017|Categories: Issue 13: 23 Feb 2017|Tags: , |

By Amy Porterfield Levy   This will be the first in a new series called “The Unofficial Recaps of Trump Pressers.” If Trump is impeached soon, it will be a very short series. It will also be short if your recapper is murdered by angry men dressed as Pepe the Frog. So, here it goes. … Scene [...]

Gallop Poll by Grace Jelsnik

By | 2017-02-23T11:32:55+00:00 February 16th, 2017|Categories: Issue 12: 16 Feb 2017|Tags: , , |

A post-election Gallop Poll surveying 20,000 adults between the ages of 28 and 29 revealed the following startling results: 60% of the high-school dropouts who voted for Donald Trump believed he not only won the popular vote but also is the lead singer in the punk band Myopic. 22% of the people who voted for Donald [...]

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Alternate Facts by Tim O’Brien

By | 2017-02-23T12:03:42+00:00 January 26th, 2017|Categories: Issue 9: 26 Jan 2017|Tags: , , , , , , |

  "The Little Golden Book of Alternate Facts" by Tim O'Brien builds upon the classic Little Golden Books to create a satyrical response to Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway's euphemism "alternative facts." She spoke the term on Meet the Press, Sunday 22 January 2017, when referencing false statements made by new White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer about the [...]

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Wise Counsel From a Lecture Course Grader

By | 2017-02-23T21:19:38+00:00 December 22nd, 2016|Categories: Issue 4: 22 Dec 2016|Tags: , , , |

Dear Undergrads, As the poor soul who has been grading for this class for two semesters, suffering through countless horrifying exam answers and weak-ass essays, I have decided to share some useful exam tips with you all. WRITE LEGIBLY. If I cannot read your writing I obviously cannot understand your answer, which means I cannot determine [...]

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Post-Election College Paper Grading Rubric

By | 2017-02-23T21:44:01+00:00 December 8th, 2016|Categories: Issue 2: 8 Dec 2016|Tags: , |

Dear Students, Because I can no longer claim with any credibility that reading, writing, and critical thinking are essential skills for 21st century success, I have revised the grading rubric for your papers accordingly. Effective January 1, 2017. Sorry for any inconvenience, Dr. Daveena Tauber Daveena Tauber is a writing consultant and professor. Find her consulting [...]

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