By Elisabeth Horan Let's get something straight. This pussy is not for you. Pussy is for me and my sisters. Pussy is something I eat for breakfast lunch and dinner. You might eat vaginas. Poor those vaginas. Pussy is something that sits on my lap and purrs and is soft and sweet and hunts mice for [...]
By Elisabeth Horan Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety &^%$$%*! Ahem, the affairs of women, now let’s examine that Breakups Acne Skinny Not skinny Fat as hell Beauty Contests Potlucks Hurricane Sandys Our Babies Sandy Hooks Our Chilluns Fergusons Nuestros Hijos/as Border walls Familias separadas Harvey/Irma/Jose/Maria Trumps/Putins/Pences/Fences Congress/Senate/Selfish/Impasse Health insurance/Obamacare/Medicaid/Medicare Is [...]
By Elisabeth Horan Worrying scared ashamed embarrassed angry sexualized objectified demonized Fat disgusting too thin too woman Lesbians gays fags hags Sluts pussies African American Latinas/os Hispanics Indians Native Americans Refugees Syrians Yemenis Afghanis Iraqis Sudanese Famine war death Ignore / Ignorance Bombings [...]
By Elisabeth Horan I’ve been left out They had a baby shower without me I’m not pregnant right now but I can still be pretty fun sometimes They’re constructing a pipeline, Under rivers of bones and shale Through the homes of the earthworms Didn’t ask the worms if that was ok Didn’t ask me either They [...]
